Notorious F.A.G.

Say Goodnight.

2006-11-10T21:20:00.000-05:00

I've just spent the past week having a major debate.

But let me first say the Feminem haters need to pull your shit together. Fem was great while I was gone and I am disappointed that so many of my readers were so mean.

In any case, I've had enough. I loved blogging, it was fun, but it's time for me to say b'bye. I won't remove the page, so people with abandonment issues can come back and visit, but this shall be my last post.

The blog grew quickly and I was so excited, but for what?

I have a real career and a real life and I am tired of doing this. I am tired of hating on people. I am tired of hating.

Although I never had the opportunity of meeting Lil' Kim through this blog, maybe I will meet her now that I am freeing up some of my life.

Most of my close friends aren't even aware of this decision, but I am positive that it's time. Should I ever have the opportunity to have ample free time, I will return. However, I don't see that in my near future.

I am happy that I made so many people laugh because of this page. I love being the center of attention and this was a great way to exercise that.

I wish everyone the very best and I can only hope that my faithful readers will wish me the same.

Peace, love, and masturbation,

N-fag

Who the hell is Katt Williams...

2006-11-08T11:00:00.000-05:00

Williams was arrested when they found a hand gun in his suitcase at the airport.

Are you fucking retarded.... I can't even bring my monistat-7 and you're toting a gun?

I suppose if no one knew or cared who I was either, I'd plant a gun too....

Bad publicity is STILL publicity.

Color me surprised kids.

Hi, My name is Lindsay L

2006-11-08T10:54:00.000-05:00

So if they hand out poker chips at AA meetings, what do they hand out at Gambler's Anonymous meetings?........

Dime bags?

Just wish this chip was for her:)

Pre-nup Payout...

2006-11-08T10:25:00.000-05:00

'Bout Time... These two both need to go away- NOW!

Ellen...

2006-11-08T10:05:00.000-05:00

Upon her Emmy nomination for her small role in the TV movie "Mrs. Harris," Ellen Burstyn said "I thought it was fabulous, My next ambition is to get nominated for seven seconds, and, ultimately, I want to be nominated for a picture in which I don't even appear."

What a fuckin' ingrateful bitch.... I'm so over celebs and their award-show-drama.

Jewish Stevie Nicks....

2006-11-07T15:01:00.000-05:00

On her latest stop on her "Annual Farewell Concert Tour," no one showed up....

She still sang- They just put a big mirror in front of her.....

We're Cuntry!

2006-11-07T14:55:00.000-05:00

So she looks good again, big fucking deal...

New Hair, New Dress, but ya still can't do anything about those "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome" eyes hon. Thanks Mom!

People, are you blind?

2006-11-07T14:54:00.000-05:00

P.S. I thought he came out like 3 years ago.

Jenny....

2006-11-07T14:52:00.000-05:00

Ok, not so into him, but Jenny McCarthy is gorgeous, funny and REAL.... props girl!

I'd definitely fuck her:)

eeeww...

2006-11-07T14:49:00.000-05:00

I guess it was "Bring an awtistic girl to the game" night..... whats up with that?

Ditch the bitch and make the switch Tobes!

And the award for biggest bitch......

2006-11-07T14:45:00.000-05:00

So Faith shows her true colors, in an ego-inflated-rage-filled-outburst that signals the down fall of award shows as we know them....

If I could have a hate prom Faith would be the queen and Kanye would be the king!

Work......

2006-11-07T14:42:00.000-05:00

Luv me some Carrie Underwood! AMAZING...... She completely deserved "Female Vocalist of the Year," I'm listening to her album right now.....

Fuck You Faith!

Um, Mr. President.....

2006-11-07T14:36:00.000-05:00

President bush seen here, exercising his constituional right to vote.

Unfortunately, when Bush couldn't find his party candidates listed, the first lady interrupted by saying "um, Honey, thats a Dr. Pepper vending machine, just follow the sign with the big red arrow..... good boy!"

Gay of the Day!

2006-11-05T12:21:00.001-05:00

I love Bruce Vilanch!

Scar Jo......

2006-11-05T12:18:00.000-05:00

Why is this female famous?

Pull my finger....

2006-11-05T12:17:00.000-05:00

I made a stinky...... it was good.

This week on Judge Oprah...

2006-11-05T12:09:00.000-05:00

I love me some Oprah....

I mean, I watched all 6 dvd's of that 20 year anniversary box set,

but when did she get appointed God.

"Tell them, Tell them how you killed your baby!"

"Tell them now, What's my name, bitch?"

Hollywood walk of undeserved fame.....

2006-11-05T12:03:00.000-05:00

Ryan Seacrest FINALLY gets a star.

Geezus, what does a person have to do to get some recognition these days, god.

Times are hard, so the only celeb who they could afford to present the star was

Mr. Burns from the Simpson's

Brilliant.....

2006-11-05T12:02:00.000-05:00

This is what Halloween is all about....Clever, Timely & self explanatory...

Bill Maher for President!

Twilight Zone...

2006-11-05T12:00:00.000-05:00

Dude, hit that shit while it lasts,

'cause pretty soon you're gonna wake up from that dream!

(Or the roofies are gonna wear off, whichever comes first)

Just bad PR decision making....

2006-11-05T11:57:00.000-05:00

My Pussy is so warm and fuzzy..... it tickles.. he he he!

Oh, and isn't this kitty cat pretty too!

Re-hab,Schmee- Hab...

2006-11-05T11:41:00.000-05:00

The career that coke built...

Character research.....

2006-11-05T11:38:00.000-05:00

Lohan spotted while rehearsing for her role in the upcoming blockbuster "Helen Keller: Redux"

Don't touch my "faggot".....

2006-11-05T11:34:00.000-05:00

God, if I were making a $100,000.00 a week,

I'd stand where they tell me to & shut the fuck up!

Feminem

2006-11-04T02:10:00.000-05:00

Yo, it's Feminem here, filling in for my girl F-A-G..... thanks for letting sit in for the week. Still figuring out this whole Blogging community-

thanks for your patience. Enjoy kids....

Gay of the Day

2006-11-04T02:09:00.000-05:00

Clay- you better frost that hair boy...

Shut the fuck up....

2006-11-04T01:58:00.000-05:00

When Kanye's video was snubbed at the MTV Europe awards, he stormed the stage complaining that his video "cost a million dollars, had Pamela Anderson in it and he was jumping across canyons!" Kanye officially wins my award for most sore-ass loser....

guess who won't be getting invited to my place for Pictionary?

I am from planet Bjork...

2006-11-04T01:55:00.000-05:00

Why do I have the strange feeling that neither of those two

were involved in the creation of that child?

Tori Swelling....

2006-11-04T01:52:00.000-05:00

Girl, I told you nobody likes your Barbra Streisand impression....

Madonna & Child

2006-11-04T01:49:00.000-05:00

What else can I say? Thank god those kids are rich 'cause DAMN they're fugly!

Lourdes, you better get real dextrous wit' dem tweezers, yer' gonna need em.

What the?

2006-11-04T01:44:00.000-05:00

Did Hugh Jackman goes as Courtney Cox for Halloween,

or maybe he was going for Keith Partidge?

Dude, you've got to be kidding with that hair...

Jenna Jameson- The Girl I'd fuck...

2006-11-04T01:40:00.000-05:00

Now, I try not to stray from the gay porn vernacular, but this straight porn mogulette does it for me.... If you saw her early work you'll know she's had some work done. Shoot, she's so hot I'd even blow her plastic surgeon.....

Work!

God Bless The USA

2006-11-04T01:38:00.000-05:00

Fierce Bitches! These girls are what this country is all about!

Tell it like it is girls....

Love ya, mean it!

Daniel Radcliffe

2006-11-04T01:35:00.000-05:00

This one makes Clay Aiken look like a Longshoreman.

Sara's Evan's "Other Woman"

2006-11-04T01:22:00.000-05:00

First of all, no one even knew who Sarah Evans was until this "Dancing with the Stars" debacle. And by stars, I mean whoever's agent was able to get through on the not-so-hot-line! P.S. kids, I used to know Alison when we were 12 years old in talent competitions.... Very talented girl. Now she's very talented and skinny?

Lohan Clan

2006-11-04T01:18:00.000-05:00

Proof that nepostism is alive and well! Lindsay's younger & apparently "Chromosomally Challenged" sister has recorded a christmas album. Thank god for re-gifting.

N-Fag Is Going On Vay-Cay! Enjoy Feminem While I Am Gone!

2006-11-02T08:46:00.000-05:00

So, I'll be away from Friday until next Friday and I pass the blogging buck to my pal Feminem. Feminem will be posting in my absence for the next week!

While I am finding Jesus, please enjoy Feminem's witty humor - and be nice!

Is That Meth Stuck In Lindsay Lohan's Nose...

2006-11-02T08:45:00.000-05:00

Or is it just shadows?

Britney Is Totally Back On The Fig.

2006-11-02T08:43:00.000-05:00

Now that she is not with child, she is totally using coke again. I know, I know, it's Halloween, but c'mon weight loss that fast, bitch please.

Again, Paris Hilton Wears her Normal Clothing Out For Halloween

2006-11-02T08:39:00.000-05:00

Fuck this bitch.

So I was talking to my niece and her friends accused me of being bitter... How dare they?!? Just kidding, but c'mon, I just tell it like it is. I don't actually think of what I write on this blog as bitter, but more like the things that people think, but are afraid to say...

Jenny, I love you and I love that your friends visit this blog....

Rumor Mill: Brian Austin Green Married This Chick.

2006-11-02T08:37:00.000-05:00

Which is great, I suppose, but I thought he was a big ole nelly bottom...

The Dr. Laura Doll.

2006-11-02T08:36:00.000-05:00

The fact that this is real is what scares me most. But doesn't the doll look like Carolyn from The Apprentice more than Dr. Laura?

Kate Bosworth AKA Bones Bosworth.

2006-11-02T08:34:00.000-05:00

Bitch, get some help and don't pull a Nicole 2 day rehab stint. Get some real help. I'll personally feed you shakes and burgers...

Gay of the Day!

2006-11-02T08:33:00.000-05:00

Neil Patrick Harris.

Well, he is fighting off those gay rumors.

I'd totally fuck Doogie Howser, MD.

Pumpkin Kisses A Tranny Named New York.

2006-11-02T08:32:00.000-05:00

New York is totally getting a hard on right here.

Why, I ask, why???

Tyra Banks Is Even UGLIER As A Man!

2006-11-02T08:30:00.000-05:00

This bitch, photographed with Chingy, looks like she would cut a ho to get some 'dro.

Lindsay Lohan: The Crystal Meth Years.

2006-11-01T12:10:00.000-05:00

Is this bitch doing the walk of shame. that's what it looks like. I remember one Halloween in Boston, I was like 19 and I was doing the walk of shame (I didn't have money for the T, which I later remembered is free outbound above ground on Comm Ave) in a costume from somewhere in The Fenway to Glenville Ave in Allston. I made it halfway home, before remembering that part of my costume included toilet paper hanging out of my ass.

Derr. And people ask me why I don't drink or do drugs anymore...

Oh My Gaw!

2006-11-01T12:09:00.000-05:00

Is this for Halloween, Jessica? I am frightened and horrified. Okay, I know celebs have the right to go out in public without makeup. Yes, the rights they have, but they shouldn't. Never. Never ever.

Sometimes, Glasses Can't Even Help.

2006-11-01T12:07:00.000-05:00

The fact that this is Courtney Love frightens me more than the glasses though. Sobriety is supposed to make people look better...

Kevin Federline Ticket Sales Blow Chunks.

2006-11-01T12:06:00.000-05:00

But two of my pals are going to see him when he comes to NYC and I am kind of jealous, I mean I haven't been to a comedy show in years...

Gay of the Day!

2006-11-01T12:03:00.000-05:00

Michael Musto.

I don't know either.

Not A Cute Look For Justin Timberlake.

2006-11-01T12:02:00.000-05:00

But we all know it's just that the camera snapped at the wrong moment, my man is delish!

Fuck This Shit!

2006-11-01T12:01:00.000-05:00

Ashlee Simpson stole my man, Pete Wentz. Are they an item?

Am I that removed from the world?

Kate Bosworth Pulls A Nicole Richie.

2006-11-01T12:00:00.000-05:00

Photo opping with a cart full of groceries, just when the media is attacking her about her anorexia.

Bitch, please.

Becky Buckwild To Ebay The Infamous Shoe!

2006-11-01T11:58:00.000-05:00

How crazy is this shit? I so want the shoe. I wish she clocked that bitch/tranny New York in the head though. I was so over La La yelling at her, I wished she hit that bitch too! Damn.

Dave Navarro Is Sexy.

2006-11-01T11:57:00.000-05:00

I just want to spank that ass. All day, all night. He looks so good!

Ascension. Go See It!

2006-10-31T13:06:00.000-05:00

A priest, a schzophrenic mother, and a naked young man. Ascension had me hooked from the get! It is a wonderful play that I found fascinating and disturbing all at once, and hey, if all else fails, there's a penis, actually two, that you can see.

All kidding aside, I found myself fascinated from beginning to end.

Details are listed on the flier I posted - The dates of the play have been extended to November 26th!

DON'T MISS IT!!!

Thanks to MCC [www.perpetuallynauseous.blogspot.com]!!!

Pamela Anderson Lee Rock: Too Much Work.

2006-10-31T13:03:00.000-05:00

PALR needs some el helpo. She has had way too much work done - nothing new - but now his face has become all retarded and distorted. If only they had such a thing as an unplastic surgeon, who could return you to your normal state!!!!

Gay of the Day!

2006-10-31T13:01:00.000-05:00

Nathan Lane.

John Travolta Is Fat & Gay!

2006-10-31T12:54:00.000-05:00

I am so sick of his closeted ass...

Exactly How Does One Complete Rehab in A Weekend?

2006-10-31T11:17:00.000-05:00

'Cuz, that don't make any motherfucking sense, Like La Lo & Bonaduce, bitch needs help. This is like rehab central today. Damn!

Lindsay Lohan Really Needs Help.

2006-10-31T11:16:00.000-05:00

So everyone is talking about her apparent psychosis. Bitch was too high, that's all. La Lo, please get help - you are becoming a has been all too quickly. Lay off the meth, the coke, the whatever.

You totally have coke bloat - I know what it looks like - I've had it.

David Hasselhoff & Pit Stains.

2006-10-31T11:15:00.000-05:00

I get pit stains too and it's gross, but I'm not dumb enough to raise my arm like that - especially in front of cameras. FUCKING GROSS!

Danny Bonaduce Has A Hot Bod...

2006-10-31T11:14:00.001-05:00

But a hot bod doesn't make you any less motherfuckin' crazy. DUDE, get SOBER, yesterday.

I'm Sorry, But Bow Wow Is HOT!

2006-10-31T11:12:00.000-05:00

I've thought he was gay for years, well before I started blogging. My thoughts haven't changed...

Is Roasrio Dawson's Hair Fo Real?

2006-10-31T11:11:00.000-05:00

She is such a beautiful woman, why'd she have to get all fuggy with the locks?

Brandon Davis Is A Douchebag.

2006-10-31T11:10:00.000-05:00

His costume is retarded. WTF is that a giant firecrotch on his dumb fat head?

OVER!!!

2006-10-30T15:45:00.000-05:00

TMZ [www.tmz.com] has reported that the couple has formally announced their separation.

So sad, but maybe, I can finally have my way with him...

Britney's New Ride.

2006-10-30T09:57:00.000-05:00

Brit Brit, Jamie Lynne and Jamie Lynne's man (who I bet Brit Brit has tried to fuck fuck) take a spin in Brit's phat new ride.

She can thank K Fed for spending all of her ca$h money, causing her to pimp it in a go kart.

The "We Hate Lindsay Lohan Club" Wraps Up Their Monthly Meeting At The Ivy.

2006-10-30T09:54:00.000-05:00

President: Paris Hilton

VP: Greaseball Davis.

The newest inductee: Scott Storch (in the back)

Blech! Yuck! Puke!

2006-10-30T09:53:00.000-05:00

Kirsten Dunst, looking like she should be ashamed of herself. She is so wrong. I am so over this biotch. If it weren't for Bring It On & Drop Dead Gorgeous I'd so be over her.

MK Needs A Spray On Tan.

2006-10-30T09:52:00.000-05:00

Because she looks like death in this picture. That scares me.

Gay of the Day!

2006-10-30T09:14:00.000-05:00

Matthew Shepard.

Simply Adorable!

2006-10-30T09:10:00.000-05:00

Love, love, love them!

Look at Rocco, he's like "no pictures, no pictures, please."

So cute!

Oh Dear God.

2006-10-30T09:07:00.000-05:00

Why is Hilary pulling the Olsen Twins pursed lip? How come whenever these two are in a picture together I just want to smack the shit out of them? And I like Hilary, it's just when I see her bottom-feeder sister, I start to have convulsions...

Hysterical!

2006-10-30T09:04:00.000-05:00

Someone walked up to Paris Hilton and said "Don't take this the wrong way, but you look like Paris Hilton"

Grand, I tell you, just grand. Bitch probably shit her pants.

Bitch Is Looking Good!

2006-10-30T09:03:00.000-05:00

Whitney Houston needs to spend as much time with Clive Davis as possible - 'cuz everytime I see her with him, I think she looks beautiful!

I hope she is truly taking care of her self! Although, Whitney-a-mess was quite entertaining...

But I Thought She Was In Rehab?!?

2006-10-30T09:01:00.000-05:00

How the fuck did Nicole pass out at Hyde at 2AM if the bitch is supposed to be getting help for this alleged eating disorder (it's code for meth addiction)?

Did she pull a Mark Foley rehab stint?

Holy Shit, Ryan Reynolds Is Delish!

2006-10-29T09:20:00.000-05:00

Cream Alert!!!!

Gay of the Day!

2006-10-29T08:39:00.000-05:00

Vin Diesel.

What bitch, what?

But She Dresses Like This On A Tuesday.

2006-10-29T08:37:00.000-05:00

This ain't no Halloween costume for Paris. For Paris, she'd have to dress like a schoolteacher or some shit for me to think it was Halloween.

You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me.

2006-10-29T08:35:00.000-05:00

At first I thought that this picture must be old. I mean he called her firecrotch and shit. But no, bitch is rocking the fractured wrist in this pic, so it must be recent. Bitch is stupid, don't she know not to fuck with mean homosexuals. It should be one of the Ten Gay Commandments.

Zitmeron Diaz Smiles...

2006-10-29T08:34:00.000-05:00

But bitch has a fierce armpit stain that, I'm sure, smells something disgusting.

Kate Leaves Home With Some Coke Caught All Up In Her Grill.

2006-10-29T08:22:00.000-05:00

Once again, I say, lose the dude, he's a mess. Although so are you.

A Match Made In Reality TV Hell.

2006-10-29T08:21:00.000-05:00

Omagrosa and Flav. Flav makes me so ill. It's like watching a bad accident over and over again whenever he kisses a girl on his show. I know I should turn away, but I can't.

Fred Durst Turns Me on.

2006-10-29T08:20:00.000-05:00

Is there something wrong with that? The jury is still out on my level of insanity...

Gay Spade Channels Heather Locklear Circa 1985.

2006-10-29T08:18:00.000-05:00

Dude, what is wrong with this fella?

He is so wrong and I've always thought he played for my team.

I'm A Dirty Frat Boy On A Dirty Soccer Team...

2006-10-29T08:08:00.000-05:00

Short Hair Makes People Look Fatter.

2006-10-28T15:11:00.000-04:00

Ya think that Kelly Clarkson would be aware of this. I love her, but I'm worried - why all the weight lately?

Yummy.

2006-10-28T15:08:00.002-04:00

Much better than the other pic that I posted of Lil' Kim. Thanks to one of my faithful readers...who is NOT gay, for sending me these pics.

Is That Mischa Farton?

2006-10-28T15:08:00.001-04:00

I can't tell with all that fug goin' on.

Well, Smack My Ass & Call Me Charlie.

2006-10-28T15:06:00.000-04:00

Ryan Philippe is so adorable.

Mariska Is Fierce.

2006-10-28T15:05:00.000-04:00

She has a hot post baby bod!

Gay of the Day!

2006-10-28T15:04:00.001-04:00

Robin.

Chloe Sevigny Needs To Stop Using Heroin!

2006-10-28T14:55:00.000-04:00

This bitch is a mess. She needs to pull it together or her talent is going to go down the drain, along with her career.

Tranny Central.

2006-10-28T14:54:00.000-04:00

Poor Chyna. I wonder if she would look better if she laid off the drugs...and kept her dress down.

Oh No!

2006-10-28T14:53:00.000-04:00

Even I can't say something nice about Lil' Kim and her looks in this pic. This makes me sad. All the shit I've gotten for her looking so bad - and now, I must agree. I'd still fuck her though.

Madonna On Oprah!

2006-10-28T14:52:00.001-04:00

I Wonder What Noni Is On In This Pic?

2006-10-27T11:22:00.000-04:00

Those are some moghtly wide open eyes, yo.

I So Have The Hots For A.C. Slater!

2006-10-27T11:21:00.000-04:00

He makes me feel something funny in my stomach...